Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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