When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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