im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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