No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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