Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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