Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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