: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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