I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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