drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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