I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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