People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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