I love black thongs
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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