And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
