Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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