I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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