I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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