Where is the hickey?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
sick fucks of a feather flock together
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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