Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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