How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Blood and glitter go together right?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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