like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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