you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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