The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Randomize
