:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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