i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
we made out on top of his cat.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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