its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Houston, we have a squirter
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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