'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
