its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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