I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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