Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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