Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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