i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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