I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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