just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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