So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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