it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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