its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just pee around me
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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