Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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