Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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