Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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