Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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