I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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