Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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