Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Randomize