Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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