Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize