so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
