ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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