I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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