hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Randomize
