Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
