i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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