Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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