The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have demons in me.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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